(50) The right day on which to address a Niro. Or two. And, the very next day, ´Address´ two more

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In December 1989 the Bedford Mail depot advertised for extra hands to cope with a Christmas backlog. So I worked for a few days as a postman. On December 15th I was introduced to an official; Mr Niro.
"I hope you’re not fiddling around, Mr Niro", I said.
"Oh, I’ll let the whole lot go up in flames!", he replied. 
I suspect that I was not the first person to joke about his name. Later that day I noticed that amongst the Anniversaries noted in The Times was the birth of Nero, on December 15th AD 37. Nero - Wikipedia I thought that I would mention it to Mr Niro, so the following day I asked at the depot to see him again.
"Which one? There’s two of them." It turned out that Mr Niro’s brother also worked there.
Later that morning I delivered some letters. I noticed that one was addressed to a Ms L. Niro and another to a Master B. Niro of 78 Butler Way. When I mentioned this to the first Mr Niro he said these people were unrelated to him.

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